- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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