- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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