- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Well this is pointless.....

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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