What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

what came first the chicken or the chips

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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