- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Women's rights...

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

A black student graduated High School

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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