guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Black People

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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