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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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this website even though its hilarious.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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