- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Im cute hehehee

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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