Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Dude man, I'm high...

A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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