- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

scientology.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Praise Paisley

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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