A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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