A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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minorities.....

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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feminine literature

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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