- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Knock knock. Who's there?

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

mark is religion

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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