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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Womens rights.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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