A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did the man die? He was old.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How old are you? 7

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

if you don't like this you're gay

whats black and strange a paki

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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