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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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