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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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Irish sobriety

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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