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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Anti Joke

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