Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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