What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Get it? More.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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