What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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