Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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I wrote a funny joke.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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