- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Many people of many races do many things every day.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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