- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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