- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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