A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Girls Lacrosse.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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