Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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