A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Massie is a fatass

im not black, im Joseph Kony

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why can't february march Because april may

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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