Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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penis?

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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