watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

I'm Coming

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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