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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

So a baby seal walks into a club

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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