- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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