- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Chuck Norris is dead......

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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