- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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