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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.