What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Smelly Indians.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Ebola

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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