- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

rocky is here again.......................

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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