how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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A seal walks into a club.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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