- Anti Joke

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes