LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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People with cancer.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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were you expecting a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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