If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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John Cena

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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A person from Singapore eats

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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