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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

2 + 2 = 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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