A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Tommy got neutered.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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