- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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