Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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5 people are walking

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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