What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What do u call a cripple Biv

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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