- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Once upon a time

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Pianos.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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