- Anti Joke

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.