- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

what is orange? an orange

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Microwave

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

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