What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Replacement Referees

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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