- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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