- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Your mom went to college

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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