- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Women's Rights..

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

why are balck people black because they are

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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