"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Republicans

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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