Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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