Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

c-? men, C-men

A man did not like this site

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

whats my name? Matt

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

your face

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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