wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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