- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Do you play piano? No

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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