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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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