what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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