Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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