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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Lewis

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

GOODBYE

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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