- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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