Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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boys

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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whats a joke

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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