What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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