- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Ron Paul for President!

Happy Monday!

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

sure!

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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