- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

hola said the chinese man

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

An Aisian failed a test

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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