- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

what are you mike bibby?

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

... Chan chan

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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